worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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