super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
this boner is exhausting
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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