I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
