I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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