Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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