Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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