Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I got inside last night via doggy door
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