I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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