We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
