I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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