No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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