i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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