There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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