Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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