I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
"it" just moved
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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