At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
It's official drugs can't kill me
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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