I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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