hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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