well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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