I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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