but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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