I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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