remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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