fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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