i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You are a booty call, not a friend.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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