just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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