i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
FUCK WHALES
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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