well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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