i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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