We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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