Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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