David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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