well most of my day revolves around power hour
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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