we're chasing vodka with high fives
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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