Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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