Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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