Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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