I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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