I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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