what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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