he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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