oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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