I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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