So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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