Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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