If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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