i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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