She said her name was "party"
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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