Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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