I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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