so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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