Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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