Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
"it" just moved
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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