I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Two words: nipple clamps
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